Me giving my parents my report card in second grade
Megan’s Instagram Update (November 17, 2023)
my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up
Loving this energy
*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast … the spite … the malicious compliance of it all … I’m so proud
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’
someone really commented “this is illegal” on a post about blocking weapons shipments to israel…and there was another person saying “finally someone pointed out you could go to jail for this”. i’m losing my fucking mind. there is no legal avenue to stop what the US government is doing and you need to accept that at this point.
Best friends off the court. Mortal enemies on the court.
need people to see this i feel insane
I said “beatboxing puppy” on a call with my boyfriend and he responded “NOO DONT PUT ME IN AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE”















